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I love my big sister so much. This is the long text she sent with this picture from her vacation: ‘I know I look like one of those dumb iPhone whores with this picture, but I thought Â my boobs looked really good today and it made me miss you. I&rsq

hotwifetextpic2hubby: PART 1 Celia text - Donâ€™t know if I trust 100% the validity of this text but if itâ€™s legit holy $hit it is hot!! This is how every husband cool with the hotwife scene hopes it goes down for him and his lady. Good pics, no gaps,

Jada Stevens is so good, that Wesley Pipes who is known for not shutting the fuck up, ain’t said a damn word in this whole trailer.Click here for Archive

nsarararara: Me: “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” *removes panties from beneath skirt*GF: “You ain’t a magician, you a ho.” this is me on my other blog. Yes, this is an actual exchange between me and my gf.

good-dog-girls: speciesofleastconcern: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: katie-pup: don’t awoo “don’t appropriate wolf culture” this zoo is run by fucking sjws trying to create some kind of safe space bullshit Everything you do is meaningless

marissasaysroar: christiansaysthaswhusap: marissasaysroar: This is my favorite text.hahait’s from christian & if you cant read it,it says: All of emanon. i swear, i’d do anything to get good enough so i could be just like you guys! you know

subtowife: So this is happening. My wife went out for a girls night out. She told me to clean the bathroom in a pink thong. She texted me asking if I did my chore with the proper attire. I sent her a pic of me in her thongs..and her answer was that..

(Based on this post)Sorry, I’m not much of an artist… and I don’t have a scanner. Bonus Pearl because I feel like that’s what happens whenever I try to cheer someone up. I love your puntastic texts. Please have a good day!(Submitted by neorescue)

Is this real life

It’s a good thing I have a blog to post on because this is what happens when I subject my real life friends to my sense of humor

Pushed myself too hard cleaning yesterday, messed my neck up again and might be gone until monday.Thankful for my awesome fans and costumers, and thankful that i’ve been having more good days than bad ones lately. This is a bad day, and it sucks and

;( I have to move back out. (text rant warning) ACCEPTING DONATIONSI can’t stay here any more. https://paypal.me/Skuttz Here is my paypal.me if you want to help.The shit: (how the fuck can i put this under a cut?)My sisters (ex?)bf lived with us

matociquala: Here is thing I learned when I was 29, which I now give away for free: If you want to do a thing, do it now, or as soon as feasible. Because there might not be a later.If it is a complicated or expensive or hard thing that takes many stage

floweris: hanzotitty: mad-maddie: I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead

HmmmmI question if I should make a second account for all my non SU stuff… Is that a good idea?

effervescentspirits: shithowdy: one of my dad’s most endearing qualities is how enthusiastic he is about texting me pictures of his cat this is charlie good vibes here

teh-canape: puertohurraco: strawberriglitter: sand.mr4r on ig We have reached a point where some guy is cutting pink sand with a knife and has to make clear that doesn’t want to be reblogged by kink blogs There is a good reason behind this banners

Texts From Last Turnabout

i saw this text post by @takashi-kogane yesterday and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

17yr: “hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

transformativeworks: characterdevelopmentforwriters: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life,

pinstripedspikyhair:Text Adventures of Rose and Tentoo - (3/?)

It’s not fair. I would have done everything. I tried to do everything, and as I start to find someone things just don’t seem to be working out. This is really testing my emotions. I like to think I’m a good person, so why do I get the

nonbinaryasahi:i used the speech-to-text thing on my phone to rename some of the haikyuu characters. {insp}

colourfulmess: your otp is cute, but are they drift compatible?

Step 327: Sometimes, text before you call

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:*medic voice* porn isn’t nsfw, the only thing not safe for work is zhat giant running mill saw someone put right next to the cap I mean who decided THIS was a GOOD idea to begin with.

harblkun: bowtais-are-cool: bowtais-are-cool: Hello! My baby! Hello! My honey! Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT Oh my god this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

storyofthislife: i’m such a “wait don’t get out of the car yet, this is a good song” type of person

thekittenvixen: This is very true. I love good morning texts. i love any random texts. True

suga….. getting his ass eaten by kuroo and dai after they both just finished in him……….. more like thank u jesus for giving me this sin…………

pandamist: pandamist: “I’m breathing in, the chemicals” wHY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND

moniquely: just-shower-thoughts: In this day in age texting 911 should be available in all areas. Who wants to risk their intruder hearing them while hiding in the closet? This is actually in development and already in place in some cities. You may

thanksforthemameries: THIS IS THE LUCKY TEST POST (in a text post) Reblog for good luck on a test you studied fuck all for. Ax ce llent

sluttybbw: As if I wasn’t having enough trouble studying for this exam already. My big sister starts sending me this string of text messages. Dear God this girl is so good at distracting me. It’s a good thing we go to the same college because there’s

writeworld: sp00kyjames: sliceofbri: THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST REMEMBER TIP TOP OK: Make a paragraph every time that any of these

spicy-vagina-tacos: joshhutchercat: tryna come up with a good text post like The amount of versions of this same exact post with one or two words tweaked is astounding I love meme culture

karenhmbngo: This is so fucking true. At first, then, that and now.

yhivi: I decided to do a video FAQ instead of a text one. I’m sure I forgot some questions, but I think this is a good starting point. Here are the questions I answered:How do you pronounce “Yhivi”?Do you work out? What do you do?Why/how did you

meaf: My mom sends me a text that says, “I hope you’re having a good day………..” It’s a perfectly normal text but that ellipsis is really freaking me out. Ellipses are dumb don’t use them unless you want to make people nervous.

ablogwithaview: 9 Wonderful French Expressions That Have No Good English Equivalent Saloperie : The act of a jack-ass. Mise en abyme : This is the word for when you’re standing between two mirrors and you see an infinite regression of yourself.

eyesbiglove-crumbs: sundancekidbehindasynthesiser: naative: Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you this is so good too perfect

wolves-in-neverland: EXO | text posts↳ Xiumin

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firemen: oomshi: yes I am aware that pasta tastes good but have you tried my ass this is the best text post of 2014

haaahaha so my friend wrote her fb status as “people who make their cover photos of themselves are super obsessed with themselves etc etc” and I’m like LOOOOOOOOOL that’s me. but in my defense, it’s a badass picture of me

I was really upset last night, so I accidentally slept all day. I slept until 5:30pm and now here it is, 3:18am and I am bored out of my mind. I’m still really upset and angry, but every time I think about it, I quickly try to distract myself.

ask-the-seer-of-breath:randomfanhsblog:dash-n-step:Homestuck Browser bottom text https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/ I absolutely need everyone to reblog this right now. This is an offline browser meant to read Homestuck as it

this-unsure-mind: When I get butterflies from a text, you know this is a good sign.

vveiners: eyesbiglove-crumbs: sundancekidbehindasynthesiser: naative: Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you this is so good too perfect I didn’t

f-rostbitten: camouflages: Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh. this is perfect please

camouflages: Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh. this is perfect

This is what happens when I try second girl that has broken my heart through a text message yet AGAIN what an awesome thing to wake up to I am really starting to get tired of crying all the time I’m tired of feeling like i’m not good enough

onefourthdork: god what the hell am i doing with my life hA STRESS DRAWING THATS WHAT please no violence because no I don’t think that this is what’s going to happen@jen-iii thanks i did the thingEDIT: I FIXED THE TEXT SORRY ABOUT THAT

romans-art: a cover of Weiss from the Mafia AU by @theivorytowercrumbles for their birthday. I’m always skeptical about putting text in pics, so I included both versions. And while I don’t normally draw in this style, it was great fun!

tbh my boyfriend is lucky that all the other men I’d leave him for are fictional

Ohhhhh, thank you! <3 And have fun with Y5! I have a lot of thoughts about it that I won’t put in this post because they’re spoilers, but know that it’s such a huge, sprawling game that there’s something in it for everyone. By the way, re.

There’s this Snapchat Show “Ghosted” am I the only one that thinks that concept is weird asf? Like yeah tryna figure out why you got ghosted seems good but actually “tracking down” someone who essentially isn’t hiding they’re just not interested

*me watching anime by myself*No one:Me: I should go to bed but this is gonna be good so ima keep watching

this is my brand.

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